Countdown to my dirty secret shame...
the timer below is counting down to an event that I am going to attend.
I am both excited and ashamed about attending.
Voicemail guesses as to what you think it is.
The first person to figure it out, gets a show dedicated to them!
They get to pick the topic, ask for skits, make me sing songs,
pick what I wear while I record the show,
and most of all they get the pride of winning, and revealing my dirty secret.
Voicemails only please, no emails.